On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year
but I’m just like:
(Source: totally-relatable, via lmaogtfo)
a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
Omfg
oh my fucking god this is perfect. SISTER MILDA APPROVES!!!!1
OH MY GOD. WHAT IS AIR.
all celebrities:
oh I don't eat, I don't pee, I don't poo, I don't sleep, that's gross
jennifer lawrence:
food is my favourite part of the day, oh today I ate fries, snacks, pee in the woods, pee on my pants, sleep all day, pee at night, eat, pee, sleep, pee, eat
July 15th, 2015
Breaking News!
President Santorum plans to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian between the ages of 12 and 18, to be placed in an arena to fight to the death in a televised spectacle.
“The lone victor of this fight will serve as a reminder to other gay Americans of the kindness we demonstrate to them each day by letting them live. “
said President Santorum at last night’s White House gala.
(Source: futurepress, via fuckyeahjoesmith)
